Look at that, 5 wins, and even one of them was boss
Yep, its a goooood da- wait, whats that, oh god no, it cant be
OH, MY GOD, NO, SOAF 1, THAT IS NOT GOOD IN THE SLIGHTEST (hOw CaN ThAt bE BaD, YoUrE iN tHe ToP LEaGuEs)
THAT MEANS… OH… NO, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-