Roasting klepto

@Rubbles s this one is for you

Klepto bothers me and us, obviously. He is a bit over powered, now I understand getting onto the man a and trying to do some damage. But KILLING MY phonies, MY BLOOD? I had enough. I̍̅̀̎̊ Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕D̶͔̭̪̻ Ḛͭ̉̇͟N̺̻̔̆ͅO̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦG̩̱ͩ̏͜Hͥ̽ͣ̃ O̖̼ͩ͌͐F̘͍͖ͫ͘ T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃ S̵̙͕̀̃Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊T̨͈͗̌ͥ B̩͎͍̾ͅA̷͙ͭͫ̕G̩̱ͩ̏͜. NAH TELL ME HOW YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE A FURRY ASS EASTER EGG MADE BY AN A LGBTQ AUTISTIC CHICKEN. NAH IN FACT GET YOUR SCRAMBLED EGG, SHIT THE BED, YO BROKE ASS GOT NO BREAD AND YOU HAVE TO EAT SHIT INSTEAD LOOKING ASS OUT OF MY FACE. YOUR ENTIRE IMAGINARY FANBASE IS FILLED WITH AUTISTIC FURRIES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT N***A. NAH NAH NAH I AIN’T DONE WITH YOUR ASS, TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE STASH OF THEM BUMAHH SUPER MARIO COINS ON YO STUPID AHH, MF THOSE AIN’T YOUR COINS YOU BE LIVING OFF OF THAT “DADDY’S MONEY” NAH IN FACT YOU AIN’T GOT NO DAD. YOUR DRUNKEN MOM BE LOCKING YOU UP IN THE BASEMENT AND SMACKINHG YOU WITH THE FRYING PAN WHILE SHOUTING “BEGONE, YOU HELL SPAWN”

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THAT IS PERFECT! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, MY LIFE IS NOW 10 TIMES BETTER THAN BEFORE!
(Stuff to fill this post up)

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@Tetuna92 get yo ass back here rn and get to work making more of these I need em

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Oh wait I got a game with u I think


@Rubbles

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Which phobie u want me to do

Oh damn, thats radical, good luck!

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idk how bout furkin theres lots of material