So, I want to share my opinion on Doughzer, he is a decent phobie, pretty cool ability damage and healthy. The only problem I have with this fucking diabetic marshmallow is that each of his fatrolls makes up each of the earth’s layers. Like how you gonna look like Caseoh 2.0 and take the quote “you are what you eat” to a whole new meaning. His ass is about to start singing the captain underpants theme song with his “TRA-LA-LAAAA!!!” looking ass, only probably he ate George Beard Harold Hutchins, ABLINO WRECKING BALL looking ahh. He looks like stay puffed if he had the carrier of nikocado avocado, except he ate Orlin. He looks like my left nut if it was sugarcoated in dough and sugar. Each time this diabolical cum ball breaths he causes a level 3 frostbite and level 5 diabetes with a side of sugar rush. This comically large doughfag was holding the devs at MOUTH POINT just for his goofy ass to be added. He probably has so many chins it looks like he is looking over at you from a pile of really powdered pancakes. And he is DEFINITELY enough to feed atleast 100 African starving children
(Tell me what other phobies you want me to roast)
@Rubbles
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diabolical cum ball is just crazy, and here i was thinking this was going to be a boring post about why doughzer is too op but then my ass got absolutely humbled by this absolutely amazing topic you should roast heavo the tin can next btw
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BLUELIEN, BLUELIEN, FUCKING BLUELIEN NOW, START ROASTING HIM, KEEP ROASTING HIM AFTER BEING WELL DONE, NEVER START ROASTING HIS 3RD DEGREE BURNED ASS, THAT MOTHAFUCKING, DRUG DEALING BITCH ROBBED LESHY OF EVERY POSSESION, MADE HIM HOMELESS, AND LITTERED AT HIS DOORSTEP, THIS PRICK LOOKS LIKE A 32 BIT VERSION OF “IM BLUE, DA BA DEE, DA BA DAI” EXCEPT HE HAS NO SINGING SKILLS AND SOUNDS DOGSHIT, THIS ANUSLIEN REALLY ACTING LIKE THE SANDMAN AND TURNS SOME RANDOM SAND GOOD FOR YOU, THIS FUCKFACE SNUCK SOME OF HIS SPECIAL OILS IN THE DEVS COFFEE TO MAKE THEM DRUNK AND THEN SOMEHOW GOT INTO THIS GAME, HIS COCCAINE SPAS LAST LONGER THAN DREAM WHEN HE SEES A LITTLE KID, THIS ASSLIEN LOOKS LIKE STITCH IF HE LOST ALL OF HIS HAIR AND CHOPPED UP ALL OF HIS FACIAL PARTS AND STICTHED THE SKIN BACK TOGETHER, THIS BITCH BOY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING STAR TREK WOULD MAKE AND TURN HIM INTO A BACKSTABBER AND THE MAIN VILLIAN ALL ALONG, I THINK HES FROM URANUS, BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE ASS, IF HE EVER CAME TO EARTH AND SAID “WE COME IN PEACE” ID SHOOT HIM IN HIS BULBOUS EYEBALL AND SHOVE HIM BACK IN THAT ASS UFO
(im out of space roasts, and in case you didnt notice, yes, i hate bluelien)
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Okay, ill do that later on
