Rating every phobie remade: 2 key

Time for two key phobies! (Will be my opinions)

Gesundheit: a high damage glass cannon for a cheap price!
Pros: high damage plus flying
Cons: glass cannon and slow
Rating: 6/10

Suckee: one of the three phobies that have leap, quite a tanky 2 key including leech effect
Pros: tanky, leech effect
Cons: slow, low damage
Rating: 5/10

Wiggy: you’d think it should be a 3 key at times.
Pros: F#ck ton of damage
Cons: low health.
Rating: 6/10

Maggie: decent flyer with decent damage
Pros: good for panic points, decent damage
Cons: meh health
Rating: 5/10

Finnigan: cheap pusher, enough said
Pros: pusher, tanky
Cons: low damage
Rating: 6/10

Uni-corn: Cheapest trapper in the game, why the hell does it do so much damage?
Pros: Trapper, ranged attack.
Cons: trap setting is only one range.
Rating: 8/10

Bad Oman: broke as f#ck debuffer
Pros: cheap debuffer, AoE debuff
Cons: basically one use if used poorly
Rating: 7/10

Cupcake: better Muffintop
Pros: Heals and buffs damage
Cons: single use
Rating: 7/10

Droney: a fast boi
Pros: good for panic points and resurrect remover
Cons: low health and damage.
Rating: 5/10

K-9000: tanky mechanical
Pros: high health and decent damage
Cons: weak too electric
Rating: 4/10

Haphe: makes it risky to attack due to its self buff
Pros: good damage (when hurt)
Cons: horrible damage (when not hurt), can’t activate by booms, fire, lava, etc.
Rating: 5/10

KERBLOOM: the forgotten middle child of the boom family
Pros: high damage + pushes phobies
Cons: dies when poked basically
Rating: 7/10

Cassowary: will murder your family
Pros: leap with high damage
Cons: low health
Rating: 8/10

Creep: decent poison for a cheap price
Pros: good poison
Cons: (couldn’t think of one)
Rating: 7/10

The jackalopes: there all the same so it’s the same rating for all
Pros: buffed when jackalope king is present, resurrect
Cons: trash without jackalope king
Rating: 8/10

Eternal knight: high damage dimensional
Pros: high damage
Cons: low health
Rating: 5/10

Squiggles: not the biggest fan of heart rushers
Pros: good for heart rushing
Cons: low damage
Rating: 3/10

Bloat: good electric damage phobie for mech spammers
Pros: good for mass amounts of mechanical
Cons: slow
Rating: 5/10

Highest rated: uni-corn, cassowary, the jackalopes

Lowest rated: squiggles.

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Haphe should be higher,1500 health for 2 keys is really good

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Why are you so conservative with the ratings? Like unicorn is a 9/10 if not a 10/10, easily the best 2 cost. Cassowary I would say is 2nd best (9/10) tied with bad omen, then haphne at 8/10 tied with creep and gesundheit. Then wiggy at 7/10 tied with cupcake. Squiggles at 6/10 tied with suckee. Maggie at 5/10 tied with k-9000, bloat, eternal knight and kerbloom. Droney at 4/10, finnegan at 3/10, and then jackalopes at 2/10

Like I said there my opinion