I bouth 12500 coffe and dreadful packs

Today i bout the 100$ deal od 125,000 coffee and 2 dreaful packs, ill show you what i got in the first ones:


HERCUBEES?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!? IN DA FIRST PACK?!?!?!?! HOLLYYY SHIIIIIITTTT

Aight…not bad, not bad…

Eh…pretty bad, but a new phobie

Dogshit. Literally. But overall, im happy asf. I have 6,000+ coffee left, what should i do with it? @cosmicwolf catch me in a frenemie battle I FCKING DARE YOU

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8 new phobies not bad. also good luck : )

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: )

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Yeah ok buddy >:]
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Little warning I might have new phobies when I get the 5000 coffee pack : )

Me rn:

But then again maybe not, my luck hasn’t been on my side recently.

Aiiiggghhhht. Bet
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Also, i bought q few more packs, i got sebian, Sssizzle, ted and snappy

Man you getting all the good stuff (I only got batula from a scary pack) but then again I’m f2p at the moment.

I MADE THE IRRESPONSIBLE DECISION AND BOUGHT THE 500 COFFEE FOR THE SECOND TIME AND LOOK WHO I GOT


But yknow this is more funny to me than anything, i know hes dogshit rn but i was chucklin when i saw its droppin on the deck and floppin like a fish idk why


GO MY FISHY FRIEND, SPREAD YOUR DISEASE AGAINST THE HORNET FETISH GUY

Wut. (Also beware I’m coming with the tax man)

oHHHHHHHH, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER DA SEA…
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AS POOR AS IS HE…
IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN YA WISH…
THEN DROP ON DA DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH…

FEEL MY ROTTEN WRATH YOU RAT EATING BABBOON (god whats wrong with me)

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This post became us just goofing off : )

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Ye never come neeear de fish ya scallywag, next time ill have ye in DAVEY JONES’ LOCKER

Nuh uh

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hornet FETISH??? ATLEAST IM NOT THE ONE WITH THE BUMAHH 2.99$ TEMU SUSHI