What every phobie does in their spare time: in alphabetical order obviously
(this is based off what they look like I don’t actually know any of these phobies)
ace: listening to music
alley gator: eating (big back)
BOOM: blowing stuff up
Barzilla: getting drunk
beauty: staring into peoples souls
blinky: playing DND I think
boss: working
Brony: prancing around a sunny park
Charon: staring off into space just thinking for like hours
chuck: playing football (clearly)
Clobster: chilling underground or smth
cluck Norris: working out
Creep: brushing his teeth tryna make his terrible breath go away
Creepy devil: sneaking a round robbing banks
Dail: watching tv
Doughzer: eating (he’s also a big back)
Droney: buzzing around complaining and being annoying
eractic: doing drugs
fetch: playing fetch obviously
Finnegan: expert swimmer
fleshcrawler: screaming
furkin leprechaun: counting his gold
furnaceface: cooking up his next meal
Ginsting: standing around being awkward (seems like a very awkward guy)
glob: eating (biggest back of them all)
Gonzo Bonzo: he likes kids
gravedigger: driving around in his monster truck (idk wahy but he seems like the guy to have a monster truck)
Greylien: pondering existance
grimes: reaping souls
haphe: being adorable (idk why but haphe is so cute)
Heavo: trying to live in the shadow of his three older (and much better) brothers
Henrietta: he seems like the creepy dude in your walls or smth
hercubees: being emo blasting “tonight will be the night that I will fall for you” crying himself to sleep every night being extremely emo
i-scream: is always cold so buys sweaters and stuff but nothing warms him up
jammy fish: autistic
jar cannon: autistic
jaws: autistic
Jeeves: fancy dude British like 'would you like a cup of tea sir"
Jill: small talk like “lovely weather today eh”
k-9000: being a good boy
leshy: standing completely pretend to be a tree
masestro: singing at the top of his lungs
Mildred: selling all her belongings to feed her cats
miss moffat: seems like a mom not sure why so either buying furniture for her web or taking care of her children
moley bully: seems like the most chill dude you would ever meet
motherload: also a mom
Mr. tramples: running races
Mummy: seems like the king of dude to play video games in his moms basement without a job or anything
murder wing: fluttering around
noxious: plotting his take over the world
numbskull: really dumb but trying to get smarter to trys to read but cant
octonaughty: being a snitch for every little thing anyone does if they litter done if they step on the grass done
ogre: breaking laws
oopsy baby: being an annoying child and a dissapointment
paddles: seems like a nerd so prob reading
posion ivy: seems like the kinda guy to have a whole nother level of brainrot
primate 9: monkey so going oOoOO oOoOO ahhh ahhh swinging from the treetops
Prometheus: he’s a pyro so prob burning stuff
psyclops: has one of them businesses w the tent and sitting in there w crystal ball predicting the future and reading people minds and stuff
quagmire: researching physics and math and stuff
radihater; gets mad over the smallest stuff
rockus: sabitoging and causing general chaos and guineinely enjoying it
Russel: flying over people’s houses w the ominous CAW CAW scaring people
rusty: this little pipsqueak getting bullied and beat up every day
Sabian: clanging his symbols being loud and annoying
sasquatch: walking through the woods
sir probesalot: doing the precise calculations of math and physics and stuff to contact his alien civilization but nobody likes him even his alien civilization
smiley: buying deodorant and stuff but he smells too bad so has no friends.
snowball: barking at nothing and breathing fire to burn stuff down
sparky: idk why but he seems like a cop
squiggles: escaping insane asylums
stabby: overdramatic if you do anything to him he’ll get like a thousand times revenge on you
suckee: like a leech you’ll find him on you sucking your blood and have to pry him off
The collector: collecting peoples taxes and if they don’t he whacks them with the tax papers.
tri-volta: dancing to cringe pop music
unicorn: watching movies and eating popcorn
werewolf: howling at the moon
whiskers: munching on some cheese
wiggy: chilling in random peoples earholes)
wolly bully: afraid of eye contact so he hides behind various signs
zomboni: one of them tribal shaman so doing evil cannibal rituals and stuff